Were you ever…

So this one time, years ago in fact, I was getting ready for a date. The guy shows up to my apartment to get me, and as I’m closing and locking the door, he says “Were you ever fat? You have a nice ass for someone so tiny”.

And with that, I walked back inside and closed the door.

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